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Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

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Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Well presently there isn’t any actual official information (so far as I can tell), therefore Ive routed this dilemma to the guy himself!

All the incredible guys on our “Hot” list were drawn from magazine lists of the “sexiest” men in the world. In addition to being “hot”…they also all have Tattoos. So here they are… take you pick of who is the sexiest one!

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Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell it.

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A1: She didn’t like it ‘because she couldn’t get channel 9. A2: She didn’t like it because she couldn’t get MTV.